"BIRD FLU SYMPTOMS"
You might have signs of Bird Flu if :
- If you stand in front of your wife like a small CHICKEN.
- If you feel in front of her that your WINGS ARE BROKEN.
- If you feel a FEATHER on your head when she laugh or joke with you...
- When you shake your head saying Yes to every word she tells you....
- When you feel that your wife is pulling your FEATHER every time you say something in the house.
- If you feel shy whenever you see a COCK or DUCK
In such case you should :
- Stay away from " Abu El REESH" Coffee Shop...
- Do Not Listen to " Al Dounia "REESHA" Fee Hawak" song or any of Ali Al " DEEK" songs....
- Stay away from watch any of Faten "HAMAMA " movies...
- Never buy "ALWAYS" sanitary napkins with WINGS for your wife..